- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a yacht. Unfortunately the yacht is in a shop and all 3 of them sustain injuries following impact with the concrete floor.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

a lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for directions. the Bartender takes him into a room and rapes-him

what do you call a young man? a little boy

what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

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