Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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every cloud has a silver lining

Anyone can post anything.

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

hi mom

do you know what was a good idea? not last night

A dyslexic blind man

Wait! hundred billions!

Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

Penis

What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" *RIPP*

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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