- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the man write down? nothing,because at that time, his pen was out of ink, so he had to open his dest drawer to get another one

Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. A number is a mathematical object used to count and measure.It is not a living thing and therefore does not possess thoughts and feelings.

why did the man die? Because he was robbing a bank and police used lethal weapons By- the duck

.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

If a chicken and a taco cross a highway how many cats does it take to milk a turkey? Cactus cause the dog had two black eyes

Yo mama so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl! I'm sorry,that was just really rude of me. I've been talking to my therapist and I think this insolent behavior came from my dad. I always wanted his approval but he always liked my brother more and blah blah yak yak.....

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

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