what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

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Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

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A man walks into a sofa. BANG

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What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

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ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

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Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

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Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

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Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

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What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

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Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

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why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

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Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

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Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

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What did the jerk say to the Mexican? You are a Mexican

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kill yourself....with a cigarette

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