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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

a gay guy walks into a bar what does he do? buys a drink after a hard day at work

While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on

What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

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