What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

Barack Obama.

A man walks into a bar

What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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