- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

I just threw up..In my pants.

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

whats my name? Matt

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

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