Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

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drugs.

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Brain fart

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

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Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

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Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

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What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

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How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

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What's a foot long and slippery, a slipper

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Once upon a time in a far away kingdom, people lived in it. The End.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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Who won the race between the turtle and the hare? Well, odds are the two creatures wouldn't race given that animals do not speak. However, if they were, the hare would most likely win a land race because of its powerful legs and agility. However, if the turtle happened to be a seaturtle and the race took place underwater, our dear little beloved turtle would win, having the advantage over the rabbit.

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Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

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Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

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I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

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TELL

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Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

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PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

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Teacher: Pop quiz time class. Sally, what year did we first land on the moon? Sally: It was 1969. Teacher: That is correct. Larry, who killed JFK? Larry: What? I didn't do it, I wasn't even born yet! Teacher: Just answer the question Larry: But sir, I swear I would never do that. You have to believe me. Teacher: Larry, you're an idiot

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You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

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Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

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What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

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a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

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