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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

"hey do you know the date" "58"

Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

AIDS

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

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