- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Okay, are you a tree? A: No, no I am not.

how did harry styles get in one diretion god

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

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