- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

I am quite mature.

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

What is the name of the car? What

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

osama bin laden is dead

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

Cancer. Super Cancer.

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

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