- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

What is older than history?

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

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