- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

A drunk guy walks into a car

A white guy, a mexican, and a black guy are in a race. Who always wins? Whichever one crosses the finish line first

Question: What do you call a Black person who cooks food at a fried chicken restaurant? Answer: A chef

What did the man with cancer say when he got hit in the face with a crowbar? "Ow."

One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names? The dad answered him in a such a simple and concise way, that the little boy understood.

A black man and a white woman cross paths while walking on the sidewalk. After greeting each other, they continue on their way. Each goes on to enjoy their respective day free of racism and sexism.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, Oh shit, my garden is on fire

So the priest took the 6 year old boy into the confessional...and He told him to say 3 Hail Mary's.

What's worse than having your t.v. stolen by a Mexican? Getting raped with a chainsaw.

what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

I told my two lesbian friends I wanted to join them. I am a priest in a Gay Marriage friendly state and they are happily married.

Nate has 32 candy bars. he eats 28 of them. What is he left with? 4 candy bars

What do you call two black men walking down a stairwell? Their names.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Rick Ross is so fat, that he is fatter than someone who isn't as fat as he is.

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