Well this is pointless.....

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why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

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Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

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How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

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so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

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Kyle grund parker coffey

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What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

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What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

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when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

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how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

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what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

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You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

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What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

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Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

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what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

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Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

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Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

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There once was an old man. He had worked hard his whole life to make sure his children got everything they needed, and that they were always happy. He had a beautiul life and a great big house with a marvelous view of the ocean. In time his kids moved away, and his wife died. The old man was left all by himself in the great big house, and sometimes the emptiness of the house reminded him of the emptiness of his own heart. He very seldom cried though, and kept all of his emotions inside. One day it all became to much for him and he took his own life in the silence of his great big empty house. I was that ocean.

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it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

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