- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

whats my name? Matt

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

Pickles

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

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