A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

whats my name? Matt

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

Pickles

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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