- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

Long joke Your such a downey

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

Where does the Queen of England live? England.

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

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