- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

What fires shots? A gun

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

What do you call an amazing person Good

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

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