A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

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Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

here's a joke... the american education society

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