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What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

I really might try and kill myself when I get home tonight.

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

Bob: If two negatives make a positive, what would be an anti-anti-joke? Tim: An anti-joke

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

Tilt your screen back

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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