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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

You know what's worse than having a terrible boss? Being unemployed.

an athiest walks into a church

whats uglyand cry , and screams mommy ... you after i bitch slap you

Brian knew how to save the world from the death penalty: "Let's kill everybody who is not against it." So I killed Brian and waste my time in death row now.

What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

I'm an old man with Alzheimer's. Ok I'm going to tell you a little story. Well i was walking down the road bout 36 sum odd years ago and the next thing i knew i was........... Hmmm.... i wonder whats in the fridge...

How can you tell if there is an idiot at a dogfight? When someone pits a Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a moron at a dogfight? When someone BETS on the Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a cheater at a dogfight? When the victory goes to the Chihuahua.

A man bets that his friend can't drink five beers in a row. His friend does it and says "See, I told you I can do it!" The man replies "No, I can't see, I'm blind."

Who lives on 2324 Elm St. River Grove Illinois? And Goes to East Leyden High School? The answer is Ricky Krajewski. He is 16 years old has brown hair and brown eyes. 5'11" 190lbs and 6.5 inch penis(when erect). social security # is 679-78-6283.

Why was the black guy in jail He was a jail guard

There was an Englishman a Welshman and a Scotsman, all of whom were nationals of the United Kingdom.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

Two women get in the shower at the same time, because they both start work at 8:00am and have commutes of similar length.

Why did the crocodile cross the road? It is actually highly improbable that such a large reptile would be in a residential area where such roads would exist.

There was a man with a job and kids. One day he came home from his job and went to sleep. He never woke up because it turns out he had a heart attack.

Q what r u eating under there? Aunderwear ewww thats nasty

In Soviet Russia... People Die for Voicing their Opinions

Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

Why did the boy fail his test? He didn't study.

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