- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Donald Trump decided to run for President.

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

You sick fiend

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

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