- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

Once upon a time a was born

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

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