- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Equal rights!

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

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