Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

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How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

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edmond alward. handyman services. call 0858430803.

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Why is my penis rainbow colored?

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

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Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

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What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

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So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

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Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

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Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

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WOw you have no life

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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What is yellow and writes? -A Ball Point Banana!

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Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

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one day a hippy and a nun wer on a bus, the hippy asks, Will you have sex with me? the none replies, heck no im a nun. the nun gets off the bus and the hippy follows. the bus driver stops him and says, i know how you can have sex with her, she goes to the cemitary at 9:00 every night, dress us as jesus and command her to have sex with you. okay thanks! the hippy says. that night the hippy dress's up as jesus finds the nun and says " i am jesus and i command you to have sex with me. The nun says okay but only A n a l because im a nun! and they get to it, when there done the hippy takes off his mask and says haha im the hippy, the nun takes off her mask and says haha im the bus driver!! like if you get it :)

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

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A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

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What's the deal with airline food... It has to be packaged and prepared in such a way large quantities of people can eat the meal with minimal preparation, which results in lower quality. If you don't like it, order a drink from the cart.

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Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

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Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

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You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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