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roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

jibby jobby

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

I'm Polish.

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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