- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

whats black and strange a paki

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

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Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

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