what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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What do you call a black man driving a helicopter? Blackhawk down

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Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

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homosexual rights to marriage

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What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

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My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

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PENIS lol

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

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Knock Knock Who is there? *bang* The following story depicts the life and death of Bob:___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________then he opened the door and was shot in the face.

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how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

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Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

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What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Meanwhile in the basement...an elderly man, who lives a lone and whose children lead their own lives and dont have much time for him, lies on the ground unable to move after having falling down the stairs. He has been there for 2 days. He is frightened and confused, he hears someone knocking and his hopes perk up, he tries to call but due to lack of water his mouths is too dry to do so. He sobs in frustration. Knock Knock [Silence] The old man cries, aware of his fate.

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Q: Why did'n the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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