- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

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