What is the meaning of life? Definitions of life on the Web: a characteristic state or mode of living; "social life"; "city life"; "real life" the experience of being alive; the course of human events and activities; "he could no longer cope with the complexities of life" the course of existence of an individual; the actions and events that occur in living; "he hoped for a new life in Australia"; "he wanted to live his own life without interference from others" animation: the condition of living or the state of being alive; "while there's life there's hope"; "life depends on many chemical and physical processes" the period during which something is functional (as between birth and death); "the battery had a short life"; "he lived a long and happy life" the period between birth and the present time; "I have known him all his life" the period from the present until death; "he appointed himself emperor for life" a living person; "his heroism saved a life" liveliness: animation and energy in action or expression; "it was a heavy play and the actors tried in vain to give life to it" living things collectively; "the oceans are teeming with life" the organic phenomenon that distinguishes living organisms from nonliving ones; "there is no life on the moon" biography: an account of the series of events making up a person's life a motive for living; "pottery was his life"

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Why are you a chicken? Because I say cock-a-doodle doo

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Why black people are so good at football? Because they have white feet.

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Why can't you get a bull to talk? Because it felt like beating the shit out of you and mounting you.

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Cleavlin has a shmaaala dik

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To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

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What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

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Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

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who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

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What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

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Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

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what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

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What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

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if you have a name/nickname/brand/version or number, please like this anti joke

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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Knock Knock Who's There Me

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

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why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

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How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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