- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

What is funnier than 24 69

why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

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