- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

What is the best joke ever? 1D

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

hey guys im gay

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

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