- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

So a Jewish, Hispanic, and Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "aren't you tired of this?"

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

Why didn't the black man get the scholarship? Because he didn't apply for it.

> Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? > Because he had severe autism and was Ambulophobic.

What's brown and sticky? Turtle excrement.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

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