- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

Two baby seals walk into a club.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

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