Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Kerry Katona becomes independent.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

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Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

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Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

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bite me

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Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

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whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

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What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

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Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

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Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

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What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

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Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

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"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

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Why did you step on my watermelon?

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

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2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

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Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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