scraggle is in you pillow case

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

Knock knock. Who's there? Ted. Come in.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

Emily Walker.

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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