- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

What's red and can't speak ? A strawberry

I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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