why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

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Chlamydia

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

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Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

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Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

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Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

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Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

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A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

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whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

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Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

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What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

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What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

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Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

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women's rights.

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what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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