- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

Once upon a time a was born

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

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