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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

What is black, white and red all over? A black man has been shot and a white paramedic is standing over him trying to save his life.

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

Tilt your screen back

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

I called your friend gay and he hit me with his fist because he was angry at me for using gay in a derogatory way.

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

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