Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

There once was this guy and he fell down

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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