"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

What would u like to drink?

women's rights

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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