How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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A man died.

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I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

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how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

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Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

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What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

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haha black people :D

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Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

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Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

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What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

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Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

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roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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Yeah, "master hypnotists" (and do not even get me started on hypnotherapists, they completely suck!) keep claiming that you need to keep up to date with the "constantly developing art of hypnosis" The thing is though, that hypnosis does not develop itself, people develop it further, and when the key ingredient is actually believing things under a certain state, you can do anything, even slow the passage of time to a halt. Once I tried that, I was disappointed when I figured out that it did not work, so I went shopping (for groceries), then realized that no time had passed at all, sounds like bullshit, and yeah I wont be trying that again anytime soon, lucid dreaming is good enough, you can spend hours and hours in a lucid dream state, days, and then wake up and figure out you slept like two hours or something.

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"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

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Why did the man drink a glass of water? Why not?

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Q:What is usually pink, brown or black, usually big and comes out smaller, which goes in and out of your mothers mouth? A: Could be lots of things really... Moral: But we all know what you imagined you sick bastard!

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Q: Why was it bad to be a black jew during the Holocaust? A: You had to sit at the back of the gas chamber

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