- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

Actually it was me Josh brown

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

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