- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there? nobody

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

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