once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

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- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

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Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

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your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

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Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

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I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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If you die, and have 5 cents in your pocket, does the toast still land jelly side down?

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Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

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Dont read this joke

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dead dibbs

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Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

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All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? One walks on the moon and the other has sex with little boys.

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What happened to the man who fell off a cliff? He fell

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What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

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How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

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Doctor: You want the good news or bad news? Patient: Bad news. Doctor: You have terminal cancer. Patient: What's the good news? Doctor: You have AIDS.

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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