- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What is pink and gets wet a tounge

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

PENIS that is all

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

But who would want to sell us out and why?

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

an ethopian thanksgiving

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

cory

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

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