- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

hi hey i hate you why you ate my mother she tasted good i like fried chicken ITS A SMALL WORLD! SO DO I well lets go to the beach ok

why did the lady fall on the ground? The cord for the parachute was cut by her husband

Who won the race through the underpass, the black man or the polish man? The black man as he crossed the finish line several seconds earlier.

Once there was a dog, another one came to it and then there were two.

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Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

What did the clam say to the scuba diver? FUCK MAN! STOP TOUCHING MY JEWELS! WOULD YOU WANT ME TO JUST RIP YOURS AND TAKE THEM WITH ME!

There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

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