- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

united we sit, cause we're fat

why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

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