There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

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what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

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What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

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How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

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Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

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What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

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why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

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Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

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Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

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What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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have you ever had african food? neither have they

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Sir, your wife is dead

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What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

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What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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whos a sick fuck? jake morris

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Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

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What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

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What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

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