What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

The FCC

Knock Knock No solicitors

why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

The New York Giants

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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