whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

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Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

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Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

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What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

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why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

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A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

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Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

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Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

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how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

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Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

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A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

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How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

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what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

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your mom.

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A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was holding on to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Pier pressure.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

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Two pretzels were walking down the street when one got assaulted...

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