- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

An orphan falls off a cliff.

Your life

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

did you stub your toe?

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

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