- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

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A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

Q.What's green and smells like grass??? A. Grass

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