- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

Y u do dis?

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

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