A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

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why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

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Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

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A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

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What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

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Not really a anti joke: Superman is flying over town when he suddenly spots a completely naked Spiderwoman moaning and all sweaty while rubbing her her legs, This gets Superman really h0rny but does not want to get caught, so he flies down and bangs away so fast nobody notices a thing a thing and leaves. Spiderwoman: Hey honey whats wrong? Please come lie on top of me again! Invisible Man: AAAAAAARGH!!! IT FEELS LIKE I HAVE A DAMN BOWLING BALL UP MY ASS HOLE!!!

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What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

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What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

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Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

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Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

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2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

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What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

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whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

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What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

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what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

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what do you call a monkey? a monkey

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

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What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

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outside your comfort zone

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