- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

knock knock no no you go now i clean

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

Heeeheeeerrrrrrrrrrr

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

Fat people

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

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