- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

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