What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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