- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

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