- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... Jack didn't make it over the candle stick and died.

A black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a priest are on plane that is on fire. What do they do? Call their family and tell them they lovedthem, because there are more than likely going to die.

How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

Your momma is so old, it is likely that she will pass away in the near future, and I would recommend you to spend some quality time with her.

A guy walks into a bar, unfortunately for him, he walked in on a huge bar fight and managed to get the hell knocked out of him as he entered the door.

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

How many jews can you fit in a car? It depends on how many seats there are, but some could double-buckle and stuff like that to fit more if necessary.

What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

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