What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

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Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

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what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

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I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

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A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

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Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

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I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

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The Labour Party.

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What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

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Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

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You were born.

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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why am I writing this...im bored

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

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If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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