What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

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My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

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What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

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why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

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Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

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What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

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How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

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Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

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The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

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roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

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Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

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Why did the chicken cross the street? K

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A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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Why is a man like a packet of cards? Both are organic.

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What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

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A Horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?". The horse didn't understand English, so he took a shit on the floor, and left.

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Why didn't the Orphan finish his lemonade. His legs got chopped off.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

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Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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