chinga tue madre Ryan

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How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

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What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

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What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

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Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

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man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

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a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

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Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

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Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

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A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped six's mother

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You see that dog over there with no tail? You know what that means, don't you? What? Someone cut it off.

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What do Michael Jackson and most Catholic priests have in common? They're dead.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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One I grabbed a lump of coal, and crushed it with such strength, that a human being was born out of it. That man is today known as Chuck Norris. Nero.

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There were three men named manner, poop, and shut up. they all were mad fun of in middle school and ended up hating their parents for giving them such retarded names.

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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have u been drinking cannabel soup because you........ahhhhh!!!!! why are you trying to eat me!

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There were three blondes hanging off a freezing cold helicopter. A burnette, a red head, and a blonde. The redhead's hands were getting cold so she let go so she could blow on them to keep them warm. She fell off the helicopter and down the cliff. A little later, the burnette did the same thing, i mean their hands were cold. But the blode then said " guys, your doing it wrong. You have to do it like this." She blew one hand at a time, " not like this: she showed them how they did it and fell off too.

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What do you call a fat kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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