Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

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What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

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A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

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i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

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What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

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Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

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A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

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how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

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Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

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why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

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so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

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Burp

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Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

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Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

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You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

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What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

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Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

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Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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