Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

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A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

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Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

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What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

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Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

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What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

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ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

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PENIS that is all

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

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What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

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why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

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Fine, ladies first.

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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