The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"

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Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

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What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

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knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 9,405 licks (this may not be reliable I lost count since I kinda just bit it)

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Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

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Sickman Fraud, cocaine snorting alshole... "Oh yeah mommy I love raping you so much... What where are you? This cocaine is really bad quality man! The effect was so short..." Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: "Because since when do you really need cocaine... ...In order to rape your mother?"

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This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

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So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

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Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, And so is she.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

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What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

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Roses are Tits Violets are Tits I love Tits TITS!

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there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

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why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

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Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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