How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

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3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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