what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

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pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

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How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

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Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

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whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

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If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

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What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

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What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

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What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

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What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

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What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

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What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

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A man and wife were having a vacation when suddenly the man falls to the floor and starts having a seizure. The woman screams "Oh my God, is there a doctor in the house?!" Then a doctor appears and helps the man with the appropriate method of handling a seizure. The doctor says everything is going to be okay.

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses walk into a bar and sit down at a table. They glare at each other for a moment before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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Which came first, The chicken or the egg? Well, Firstly, I suppose that depends on if we are discussing Creation or Evolution. If we are talking about Evolution, The Chicken must Logically have evolved from an egg laying creature, one which was similar to, but not quite a chicken, so, the first chicken hatched from the egg of said creature. However, if we are discussing Creation, there is no way to discern which the deity in question decided to create first, so, even odds. Therefore, Logically, there is a 75% chance the Egg came first. However, if we are discussing Chicken Eggs Specifically, the reverse is true, because the egg the first Chicken hatched from would not have been a chicken egg, it would have been the egg of another creature, a "proto-chicken" if you will. and so, in the evolution scenario, the Chicken came first. Still, in this situation, there are even odds as to which a creator may or may not have created first. Therefore, Logically, in this Scenario, there is a 75% chance that the Chicken came first

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

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What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

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Anti Joke

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