Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

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What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

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You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

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If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

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What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

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what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

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Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

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Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

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What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

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A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

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Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

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yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

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What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

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What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

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What's red and can't speak ? A strawberry

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Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

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