- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

What did the the man, the dog, and the psychiatrist talk about? The man's childhood experience losing his pet as a contributer to his symptoms of psychosis.

What's the difference between a Toyota Camry and 20 dead babies? I don't have 20 dead babies in my garage.

Q: What is green, has red shoes, exists in videogames and runs really really fast while collecting rings, running trough loops, has a fox sidekick etc? A: Sonic The Hedgefrog. Moral: I was always a bigger fan of Super Fratelli Brothers though...

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