Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

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Lets just say I work for some important people, not the feds that is for sure, ill tell you when we meet, not here. As for my condition, lets just say that I am profusely bleeding noseblood now and that is because I forgot to take my medication, and if I had no medicaions at all, I would have begun bleeding out of me ears end eye sockets, and ironically id die from a lot of other shit before bleeding to death, so thats not even the case. Its nothing common, but I bet people could find out about it pretty fast on wikipedia, and as much as I like throwing shit on random people here, I dont like bothering anyone with my problems, in this case, it came kinda sudden and unexpected, and I dont mind sharing my deepest aspects including this with my best friends, of which one of them you clearly are love.

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Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

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Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

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I'm not sure if you share videos, but this is a great anti-joke vid. Thank you for the consideration. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHydNGR9rrg

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A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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why was the fat man excercizing? because he was a fatass and no one liked him

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Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

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im gay

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A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

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What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

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What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

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Roses are red,violets are blue I've got aids & now so do you Merry Christmas

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Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

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i don't hate you because your fat ...your fat because i hate you

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Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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