What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

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Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

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Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

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cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

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I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

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My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

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Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

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Knock Knock [Opens Door]

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What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

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Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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What black and has children A black man

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What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

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Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

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a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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Anti Joke

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