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An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

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What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

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In my country we don't swim, we drown.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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A American seeking into mexico

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so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

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Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

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Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

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Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

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why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

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What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

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What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

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I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

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What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

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A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

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The FCC

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you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

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Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

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Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

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Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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