Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

whats up and also down? your mum

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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