- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

So FDR walks into a bar.

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

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