Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

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Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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salad days!

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whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

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Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

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How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

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osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

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I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

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The Princess is in another castle

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Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

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Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

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ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

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What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

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Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

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vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

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Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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