- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

> Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? > Because he had severe autism and was Ambulophobic.

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

nolan is gay

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

So a baby seal walks into a club...

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

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