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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

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