- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

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