what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

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How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

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whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

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Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

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knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

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How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

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What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

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I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

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What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

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what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

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B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

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Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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