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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

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