- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay. The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single." She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?" He says, "Because you're ugly."

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

cats are pussies

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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