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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

A blonde was told to go to the into the nearby swimming pool and sniff the Scratch-and-Sniff sticker on the bottom. Once at the bottom, she quickly realized that it was not a good idea and swam back to the surface.

Noses are red, Lips are blue, I have hypothermia, So do you.

Why did the old man miss the Alzheimer's Day walk? Because he died in his sleep.

A priest and a small child enter a bar. The bartender takes his son back from the priest, paying him $30 for his exemplary babysitting services.

Will you please answer one question for me? "Yes" Thank you. -walk away-

why did the little boy fall over? he was hit in the face by a salmon.

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