Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

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An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

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What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

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Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

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HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - Bomber

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

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You just read this ..

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Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

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Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

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your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

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What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

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What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

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How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

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Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

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Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

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Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

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http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+stupid&hl=en&safe=active&sa=X&biw=1022&bih=539&tbm=isch&prmd=imvnso&tbnid=eOr5o3kd5fIcpM:&imgrefurl=http://imgfave.com/search/be%2520stupid&docid=_B1z3__jBeF0wM&imgurl=http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1vrh3OhfK1r158a9o1_500.jpg&w=485&h=650&ei=Jo3HT-anK4To9ASrrp2KDw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=104&vpy=105&dur=1249&hovh=260&hovw=194&tx=86&ty=138&sig=104463583013410208018&page=3&tbnh=162&tbnw=121&start=23&ndsp=16&ved=1t:429,r:10,s:23,i:149

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a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

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What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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