- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

roses are red and violets are in fact violet

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

I'm Coming

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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