why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

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What comes after Friday? A ?.

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Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

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Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

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What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

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What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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Matthew Wyckoff

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What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

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All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

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what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

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Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

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What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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What is the difference between a rabbit and a stick? One lives and one not.

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A man walks up to his boss and asks "Do you want to hear a funny joke?". His boss replied,"Yes". Before the man could finish his joke, his boss had a heart attack and died instantly. The next day, when he's in his car with his wife, he asks "You want to hear a joke?", the wife replied "Sure,". before the man could finish his joke, a car hit them and the wife died but the man happened to survive. The next day, he sat on a bench mourning, his friend walked up to him and asked, "Why are you sad?". the man answered, "Every time I try and tell a joke someone dies!", his friend said, "That's not true, just tell me the joke." "Ok" "Two Pigeons walk into a-". Before he can finish his joke his friends is kidnapped and killed. Sadly, the man walks to a ledge, jumps off and commits suicide. The End

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What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

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Yo momma's so stupid, she got a moderately low score on her SATs, and sadly, was not excepted by any colleges she applied to, and never got a job. This is why she became depressed, and resorted to suicide to escape the growing pain.

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Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

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