- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

G:nock nock B:come in!

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

Chris is hairy

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

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