Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

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What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

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What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

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What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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I wrote a funny joke.

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A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

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A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

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A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

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Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For fitness! ...yeah... nobody laughed when Jonah Hill said it either... awkward

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Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

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Penis

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What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

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Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

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A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

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Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

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What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

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What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

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Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

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Detroit has a low crime rate

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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