- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are violets red is blue i like doughnuts doughnuts are good

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

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