A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with,  "In accordance with Megan's law"  

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

your mama's so fat... that's it

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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