- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

why was the man scared of the tree because it was shady

What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

The other day, a buddy of mine gave me some of his sandwich. "My wife made it," he said. "It's really good," I answered. We chewed in silence after that.

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

a. why? b. because

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