Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to **** the **** until he ******. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

Then none of us want to be right.

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

Hello.

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

fish fishy caoimhin

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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