Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

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I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

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What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

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Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

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An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

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What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

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A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

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What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

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How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

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How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

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Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

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I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

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The word "Walter" is never funny.

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Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

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What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

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Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

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What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

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What's funny? Nick Sotelo

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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