- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats green and lives in the water

Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

There once was this guy and he fell down

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

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