A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

think twice or at least think

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

whats brown and sticky a stick

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ****! Doctor- What is ****? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

Women's professional sports

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

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Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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