How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

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What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

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why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

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A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

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What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

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Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

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I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

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roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

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Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

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Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

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B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

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Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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You know what's funnier than 24? .... 9-11

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

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What do Gary Glitter and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both successful pop stars

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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