What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

Jordan is pregant

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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