- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy find I'n his water? Ice

Why couldn't the black man play hockey in college? He died of cancer while still in high school.

Guess where my mom lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my dad lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my aunt lives Utah!?!?!? NO!!!! Trick Question b... she's dead

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

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