someone jumped off a bridge he died

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You help him down.

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Did you hear the one about the streetlight? It only came on at night.

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how how does a black man jump. the same way anyone else does

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Why did the car drink Slurpies? I don't know. Why? Doorknob. Carl was unsure on what his friend, Frank meant when he told his joke, but then again who IS sure? Frank is the only one who truly knows what happened that day on August 13th 2010 when his mother came over for a surprise visit to her son's house just as Frank was heading out the door about to get in his truck and buy groceries, unaware that his mother was standing outside and bending over to ring the door bell not to expect Frank opening the door with his quick and violent actions thus hitting his mother in the face as the door swung open. Frank hadn't known his mother was at his house nor even remembered him but there she was, past out bleeding to death on his front lawn. It was Frank's fault that day, when his mother past away and reason why Frank hides his anger through his jokes. If only he hadn't opened that door he tells himself every night. Now he's cursed himself with his odd humour of using doorknobs as punchlines to hide his grief of his loss. And with that, Carl replies; Ummm.... I don't get it.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

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Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

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A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

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What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

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Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

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I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

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A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

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Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

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Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

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whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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