A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

Why did the muslim cross the road? To blow up a train

What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

once you go Persian, there is no other alternative

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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