- Anti Joke

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

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Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

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How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

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BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

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