- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

mexicans fishing

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

your mum

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

your face

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

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