little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

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What's worse than opening your pantry door and finding nothing desirable to eat? Repeated high voltage electrical shocks to the anus.

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What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

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A black man, a white man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The black man says, "My wife died in a terrible book-keeping accident.". The white man says, "My wife died in a terrible lightbulb-sorting accident.". The Asian says, "My wife died in a terrible geography accident.". Soon after, the bar was hit by a missile, promptly killing the three men.

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whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

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A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

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Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

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A drunk guy walks into a car

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Dyeing of cancer.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

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What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

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run farther?

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Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

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So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

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You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

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stephen hawking walks into a bar...

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Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I said so.

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What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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