- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

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What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

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Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

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