- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

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Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

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My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

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