What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

Penis

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

Vagina cream... end of story

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

Dead girls can't say no.

Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

george goodburn is secretly mexican

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

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