- Anti Joke

a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

What did the doctor say to the morbidly obese man? "You should get on a diet. It's a surprise you're even alive for so long with such a bad heart" The next day the man dies while eating celery.

What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

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What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

do want to hear a joke? Women's rights

What's stupid a light bulb.

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.