what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

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Miss Hoolie: Hello, PC Plum. What's the story in Balamory? PC Plum: I'm arresting you for the sexual molestation of twenty children.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

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knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

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Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

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What do you call a Mexican who likes to eat burritos? A Mexican

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Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

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What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

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Boob

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My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

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Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

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A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

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What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

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Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

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A man was shot. He died.

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When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are camping out. After they set up their tent and get inside to go to sleep, they look up at the stars. Holmes asks Watson to make a deduction. "Well, Holmes, I think it's highly probable that other planets outside our own, among those many stars up there, could have sentient life." Holmes points up and says, "Someone stole our tent, you idiot."

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How the hell do you know? What are you Nero? You are completely right! I was going to say I got no blue tie, but then I forgot you often call ribbons for ties... How? Should I be scared? I am not, no wonder you never felt human... I am shocked, I cant think straight I am confused and... Sorry Nero, Goodnight, if nothing else, you are no demon, but rather an angel, sweet dreams love. The solvemedia says the bible, this is freaky, my mind is numb.

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How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

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