Pete and Repeat were in a boat, Pete jumped out. Repeat was concerned-not only because his name was typically used as a verb and not something parents normally name a baby, but about why Pete would jump out of the boat? Pete wondered what to do next-should he jump in and see if Pete is okay? He also wondered if he should he change his name to Kevin.

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

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You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

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What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

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why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

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Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

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What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

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What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

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ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

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I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

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What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

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Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

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A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

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what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

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Justin Beiber

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what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

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Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

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