Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

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Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

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what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

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What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

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Knock knock, COME IN!

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If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

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What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

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Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

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why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

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Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

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What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

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Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

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Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

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womens rights

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What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

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A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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