They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

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Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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What do you a badass who not a badass. Grant Lousbury.

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What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

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What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

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What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

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Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

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What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

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When Zeddie LIttle takes an Unflattering picture, millions of Internet people ask him why he looks Wierd in it. He says, "well, I was having a really tough day that day- my grandpa had just died- and I didn't feel like caring about what I looked like." Either way, he essentially fades into the darkness as the new fad takes over.

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

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knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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