why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

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Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

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rocky is staring at us from outside...

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-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

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Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

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whats the stage after cancer? you die

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why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

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what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

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What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

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What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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knock knock come in

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What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

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Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

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Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

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Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

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-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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Three people walk into a bar. Eight people follow them. They all go back to Bob's house, except Anna, Jimmy, and Joe. TImes the amount of people going to Bob's house by four. Thats how many people get arrested at the end of the night. How many people aren't arrested? Do you even know why you read this? Get a life and go to an actual bar, a party and get arrested.

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Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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