- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

why do cats hate dogs the Holocaust

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

Knock Knock No solicitors

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

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