your mommas so stupid she has trouble doing things an average person would manage easily

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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why did the women give her sister a present because it was her birthday

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

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What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

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HOLY COW!

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You wanna hear a touching story? Once a pon a time you died. The end. (all anti jokes posted by me will be adressed with -blarg)

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god."

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

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What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

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How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

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A shark ate your mom

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

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the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

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Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

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diarrhea.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

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Niall Horan

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A black man walks into a bar. "Whoops, that's not the Weed shop!"

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I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

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What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

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What's red and invisible? We don't know that it's red.

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