- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

How old are you? 7

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

You know whats funny? Women's rights

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

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