- Anti Joke

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

What's red and a cow? Red cow

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.