Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

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Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

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Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

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Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

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And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

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what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

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Cancer. Super Cancer.

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

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What's grey and can't fly? A castle

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Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

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Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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You know what's natural? Bears.

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What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

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Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

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No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

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What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

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Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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