what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

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A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

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y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

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why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

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What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

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Link ate ink to make him sink.

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Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

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Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

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Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

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Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

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What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

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What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

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What's the difference between my mom, and a bag of garbage? A bag of garbage is incapable of contracting aids

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What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

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What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

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"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

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Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

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Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

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What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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