what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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