- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

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