Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

so...um, yeah

Justin Bieber

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

hashtags suck balls

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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