We just got a letter We just got a letter We just got a letter I wonder who it's from Oh look, it's a letter from our friends If there is a place you got to go I am the one you need to know I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! If there is a place you got to get I can get you there I bet I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map!

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What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

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Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

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Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

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What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

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A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

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Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

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Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

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Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

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What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

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A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

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Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

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children burning

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What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

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Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

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Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

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what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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