- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

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