What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

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A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

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If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

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Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

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what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

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you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

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Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

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Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

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Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

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Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

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A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

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A Fat person walks out of mcDonalds

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What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was trying to kill himself in the fastest and easiest way due to his drinking problems, which in the first place separated him him from his wife, who is fighting with him in court for custody of there only child ,Steven. He can not even pay the rent on his apartment or hold a job to pay child support..he is also in debt.

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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