What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

wake n shake = wake up and masterbate to a picture of drew e mom o.O

Whats funny? Your face.

Antijokes?! More like Antijakes!!!

Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

Women's rights

What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

Knock knock Go away

How do you get a blonde with one hand out of a tree? Grab a ladder and carry her down.

Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

Person 1: *sneeze Person 2: bless you Person 1: I'm jewish. They never spoke again.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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