(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

one day a bear was eating for winter he ate about half what he had to and said "Im tired ill take a nap and eat the rest later. one month later he died of starvation

josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

First speaker: "why are there so many anti-jokes about something walking into a bar!?!? Second speaker: "there are only a couple thousand of them." First speaker: "it is getting so damn annoying!" Second speaker: "Well, that's too bad for you" The first speaker proceeds in stabbing himself with a knife while laughing hysterecly. First speaker: "ha ha ha ha" Second speaker "emo."

What did the man do when he found a lost dog in his yard? He shot it. This was a very old, lonely, and distressed man with many unresolved problems resulting from his childhood in poverty.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Some wild chickens have regular seasonal migration patterns that might require them to cross a road while traveling south. Wild chicken movements include those made in response to changes in food availability, habitat or weather.

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

How do you stop a baby from spinning round a washing line. Hit it in face with a baseball bat.

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

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I was gonna make a joke about a my dick... Racecar

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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