- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

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What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

A black guy pulls into a KFC drive thru and orders some chicken. The cashier tells him that they are out of chicken, so the black goes to McDonald's instead.

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

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