Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. *giggle*

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what do you call a young man? a little boy

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what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

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What's green and blue? yellow

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Knock knock It's open, come in

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

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Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

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Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig *spinning head like neck is gonna break off* Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALI*Y, BEAST*ALITY? AGAIN?

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"Seriosly" You got a life buddy? Are you okay? Cant you see that I am totally rocking out on my imaginary air guitar which is now inside your mind? No you are not okay! Moral: YOU ARE NOT OKAY SPREAD THE WORD! INFORM THE WORLD! YOU ARE NOT OKAY! Moral2nd: "Seriously" though dawg, you cant keep watching over me all the time, I mean you I smell the hypocrisy, but are you guys AAAALWAYS HERE? DO NOT REPLY! WE REPEAT, DO NOT REPLY!rq

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Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

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a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

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how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

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Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

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Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

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What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

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What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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