Why couldn't the woman drive? She was dead.

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Jack just got his new yellow bicycle. His dad got it for his 12th anniversary. Jack was ecstatic to ride it down his street for the first time. He immediately called his friends Paul and Erick and went for his first ride. The neighbors were in AWE when they saw Jack taking off on his new ride. That day the three friends had one of the best day of their young lives, they went up to the lake, had some peanut ice cream and made fun of Alexia. Jack was in love with his new bike and euphoric that they were reunited and did all their favorite things with an incredible amount of passion. Erick hated his new bike.

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there are three girls one said daddy why is my name rose because a rose fell on her head when yur a baby. daddy why is my name feather because a feather fell on your head when your a baby mumamhama, SHUT UP CINDER BLOCK!

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Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

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Our societal waste doesn't deserve to be called a group. They fail to organize themselves and lack the intelligence to support themselves. Let's call them a collective. Similar to dust, or smarter than them, bacteria.

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What happens when you cross a porcupine, a beaver, a duck, a go-cart, a dinosaur, a star, a cheap "Big 'n Beey" bathroom, and the cookie monster? Justin Bieber. XD

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Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

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Gay republicans

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a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

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Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

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Japan

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I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

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You should read the Terms of Service.

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A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

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If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

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What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

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roses are red violets are blue they really are

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Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

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Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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