- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

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