- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

Why did the chicken cross the road? He has to on his commute to work. He is a taxpaying citizen who does his 8-5 job to try and cut out a decent living for his wife and kids, so stop questioning the route that he takes to get to work.

How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

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