- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

Knock Knock? Come in.

What does water smell like? water.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

why was the boy sad? because.

What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

Why didn't the little boy wake up today? Because he's dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

had a good wank over anime yesterday xoxo dylan hodge

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

A man walked into a bar Ouch!

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. You're adopted.

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