Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

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WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

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Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

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a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

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Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

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Just so you are warned here folks, some of the jokes down here are really nasty, like you know... Antijokes... But luckily you got my family friendly stories about sex, incest, panties, grenades, dripping Meows, yeah... Regular family show stuff... IT HAPPENS TO US ALL! Right? Please tell me right? Riiight? Right? Yes? Phew, okay, for a moment I actually thought you where gonna tell me I was normal...

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Q: What does one man with alzheimer's say to the other man with alzheimer's. A: Purple, because magic doesn't go through chickens.

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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Boob

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What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

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Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

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What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

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Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

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Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

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Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

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a chinese man pays the full price

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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