- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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