- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

Your mother is so ugly corrective surgery would not be able to improve her appearance

Why did the man throw a clock? In retaliation for his wife having thrown a vase at him. The couple has a history of domestic violence. More than one friend has suggested counselling.

why did the boy die? because he got shot

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