Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

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If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

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Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

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What comes after Friday? A ?.

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What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

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What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

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A man walked into a bar Ouch!

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The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

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What did the snake say to the rat?

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Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

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What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. You're adopted.

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Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

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Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

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Your mother just died.

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Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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a read head, a brunet, and a blonde sneak into a merchant ship. security hears some noises and goes on to investigate. all three girls jump into banana sacks. security guard kicks the first sack with the read head in it and she growls like a dog, so the security sees its a dog and keeps on walking. he then kicks the sack with the brunet in it, she goes on to hiss like a cat. so then the security guard kicks the last sack with the blonde in it, and she yells out "bananas!"...the end

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man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

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Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

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