When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

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Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

A shark ate your mom

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

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