Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

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?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

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Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

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I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

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What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

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do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

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What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

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Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

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Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

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Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

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a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

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Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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