whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

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How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

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Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

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Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

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An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

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Baby Seal walks into a club.

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If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, what do think I am? An umbrella? Why would you even think FOR A MOMENT that it's OK to just ASK me random stuff? Do you have ANY IDEA who I am?! I'm your worst nightmare, and if you ever ask me ANYTHING without permission again, or so help me I will drown the nearest pet goldfish. P.S. His cat died.

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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so the weather's nice...

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

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What did the teacher do? He taught.

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Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

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guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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