whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

Baby Seal walks into a club.

If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

Why was the boy sad? I don't know, what do think I am? An umbrella? Why would you even think FOR A MOMENT that it's OK to just ASK me random stuff? Do you have ANY IDEA who I am?! I'm your worst nightmare, and if you ever ask me ANYTHING without permission again, or so help me I will drown the nearest pet goldfish. P.S. His cat died.

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

so the weather's nice...

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

What did the teacher do? He taught.

Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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