- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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