- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

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