- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club. :|

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

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