- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

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