- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

Knock knock It's open, come in

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

I love pissing people off :P

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

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