- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? - To rape you. Knock Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

Robin, get in the car!

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

How many moms does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They make you do it!

What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

Homo say what?

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

Humpty dumpty sat on a wall Humpty dumpty ha a great fall Hunpty dumpty's skull was split in two

whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

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