yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

Lets Go Lakers!

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

Anti Joke

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