- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

What happened to my sunglasses?

Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

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