What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

whats worse than a baby in a bathtub? its dead. Whats worse than that? its in a clown suit. Whats worse than that? The baby had down syndrome.

Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's white and sticky? A stick painted white.

A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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