- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

Wanna hear a joke? that disabled guy who wants to climb mount everest.

oh my god! what? i heard this joke the other day and it was hilarious. ok, tell me? actually it doesn't matter i can't remember anyway.

What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

A girl hands her boyfriend her phone and says it's his dad. He throws it on the ground exclaiming, "My dad's not a phone, duh!"

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

What's worse then an adult dying A baby dying

What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

So my girlfriend comes back from Jamaica this weekend. There are as many hairs per square inch on your body as a chimpanzee.

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

whats 7+4? 74

-What's long, hard and full of semen? -Since this is a play on words both an erect penis and a naval submarine could apply here

Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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