Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

They see me trollin' They hatin'...

Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms Q. What smells like red paint and is blue? A. Blue Paint Knock Knock? Who's There NOT SALLY

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

Q: If a Hungarian boy grows up to be a very successful payroll manager and learns to love and hate, show compassion while firing someone, and how to re-image the entire white house's security system, how many pickles are in the doghouse? A: 17

There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

More mindfuck: Your school is betraying you edition. How are you going to feel good about yourself, if you have to UNDER STAND everything you learn? Moral: If you dont get it, you are not ready.

How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

What did Jean Luc Picard say to Data when he saw a broken Janome Overlocker? Make it Sew

Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

What do you call 4 Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean? Cuatro sinco.

Josh brown, Cant have sex, you want to know why...... Because he has a smelly vagina

A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

what do you call a guy with no arm and legs laying by the door? Matt! what do you call a guy with no arms and legs floating on water Bob!

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