friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

anal seepage

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

Where's my tractor?

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

Caolan and Eamon

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

The FCC

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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