- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

How old are you? 7

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

You know whats funny? Women's rights

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

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