- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

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Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

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Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

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