A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

Penis

I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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