Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was trying to kill himself in the fastest and easiest way due to his drinking problems, which in the first place separated him him from his wife, who is fighting with him in court for custody of there only child ,Steven. He can not even pay the rent on his apartment or hold a job to pay child support..he is also in debt.

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Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

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I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

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BRANDON LUI ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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Why did sara fall out of the tree? -she had no arms.. Knock knock. -who's there? not sara.

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Why did the Asian Kid pass his test? He studied hard.

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Q: What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? A: One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Doctor, doctor, I think I've got a problem! Correct, you have got acute cancer, you have 2 months to live.

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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A middle aged man goes to a psychic. She tells him that he has prostate cancer, and his wife has been cheating on him for the past 3 years.

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Q. What do you get when you cross the North Korean border and an American? A. Death.

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How do you get 500 babies into one bathtub? a blender. How do you get them out? NACHOOOS

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock-eater.

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hey I just met you and this is crazy but get in my van

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Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

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A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

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What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

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