- Anti Joke

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

A baby seal walks into a club.

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

123 f*ck off

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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