Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

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If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

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If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

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Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

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What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

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What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

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Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

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Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

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The cream, it is coming

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What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

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What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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why was justin sad? his family was murdered

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Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

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A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

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What do you get when you cut a stick of butter? a butt.

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There once was a man named Trevor. Trevor was walking casually through the forest one day. All of a sudden, a wolf leapt out from the trees. The wolf said, in a harsh voice, "Hey man! This is my patch". But then Trevor woke up and realised that his hallucinations were symptoms of a degenerative brain disease.

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What was so sad about the white woman who dropped her Starbucks? It fell on her baby in a nearby stroller giving it third degree burns, disfiguring its face.

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a black guy with a parrot on his shoulder was walking down the street. another man asked, "where did you get him?" The parrot said, "theres tons of them in africa."

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Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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