- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

save me from the nothing ive become

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

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