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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

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