- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

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