- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ash Oh hey Ash, I was expecting you, come on in!!

What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

Why does an ostrich have such a long neck? Because its head is so far from its body.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because the mas of the ice-cream gathered up enough potential energy to increase the velocity of said ice cream making a mess on the ground.

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

The Blonde walked into a wall.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

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