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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock-eater.

Guy: I have a penis growing out of my crotch. Girl: Hah, sucks to be you! Guy: Yeah.

You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

Why did the black man die? He was shot

Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

Knock knock Who's there? silence WHO'S THERE? silence -Looks out window- Slenderman

a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

How do you make a dyke moan? Insert a BEAVER in it!

whats black and has 3 legs? a spider with 5 missing legs.duh.

Q: What has 2 eyes and 2 halves of pigs' snout? A: Two pigs peeking around a corner.

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

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I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

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