- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

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