- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

men's rights activists

Black people in Camden NJ.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

Vagina cream... end of story

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

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